100 Days and Like 50 Quadrillion to Go Post.

So I have officially been married for like 100 days now, give or take a few hours. I have decided that I like marriage. Brittany and I have been having lots of fun so far, mainly because our life is so stinkin' easy. I would like to share with you some of my reflections on the last 100 days and a few things about Brittany that the world should know. Brittany may be the only person that actually finds this post interesting, just letting you know.
1. Brittany is much too good for me.
2. I have learned that in many respects I am a dumb male. Yes, there are some things that three older sisters just can't prepare you for.
3. Inside of Brittany is a little political pundit. She just doesn't know it yet.
4. Being married is much more fun when you do not work from 12-8 AM like 13 nights a week.
5. Easy Cheese on Pringles. Enough said.
6. Phase Ten is not a game, it is a war and might I remind you that 1776 may have been a bad year for the Americans but they won that war, and don't you forget it.
7. Ultra just might mean more than super absorbent, not less than light. Even when it is to the left of light.
8. Meatballs never get old, no matter how often you eat them.
9. When you get married, random companies start sending you mail demanding that you pay them. Life should be free.
10. Sinks will always leak and nothing you do will ever stop them.
11. I don't think Brittany actually sleeps. I swear she leaves her alarm on vibrate and wakes up to it every morning.