I have recently been receiving complaints that I have not been posting enough. I agree with and understand your expressed disappointments, but this is why my lack of posting is a good thing:
1. My blog is entitled "The Random Rants of Marcus Gilson", is it not good that I have not had any ranting to do?
2. Number one would be good if it were true. I am actually just to lazy to rant and type at the same time.
3. Number two doesn't actually fit the theme of the list. And neither does number three really.
4. You all have no excuse to waste time reading my blog, which increases productivity, which in turn encourages economic growth.
5. There must be another reason...probably something about optimism, pessimism and having a good attitude, getting homework done, making money although I do that at work, and integrity.
6. Have I not proven my point yet?
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you're funny. and I love you.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! Whatever it takes, re-name your blog... I don't care... more posts please :) And pictures would be really great... but don't hurt yourself, posts are a good enough start. Give Brittany hugs from us too!
ReplyDeleteInteresting. A rant about not ranting or wanting to rant or having any reason to rant.
ReplyDeleteSo, 'cause it's me: "... Gilson."; the double negative hurt a little; "too"; we'll let the contraction at the start of the sentence (and therefore partial sentence) go as a natural progression of the rant; "... three, really."; Have you moved to North Carolina? space ellipsis space (em dash, really); alright, I could go on, but I'm just feeling foolish. :)
Empty excuses all. :)
ReplyDeleteThey really should do psychoanalysis on people before they give them English degrees.
ReplyDeleteTrue, all too true.
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